warning

this post has mature subject matter.

apropos of nothing, of course, but i have trouble understanding threesomes, or orgies, or any situation where the guy has more than one girl to choose from, in porn. my posting this does not mean i just watched porn. far from it. i am awake at 6am not to watch porn and whatever that leads to. honestly, i opened the file, and then closed it because posting seemed like more fun. stop judging me. but to get back to the point, and that is: if i were that lucky dude, i would still shove the other girls aside and stick with the hottest one. easy decision. only real course of action, to me. and i guess if the less attractive sluts wanted to lick my testicles while i was plowing (ploughing?) the hot one, that would be all right. but they're really extraneous. superfluous? man, using words can be difficult sometimes.

maybe that's why the idea of twins has so much supposed allure. i never got it.