has anyone ever been to alexchiu.com? i can get a free pair of 21000 gauss neodymium immortality rings if i host his banner and get 80 unique clicks. so if i did that, and just signed into a bunch of different computer labs, that's immortality! for free! don't go to the website now, wait until i put up a banner.

what if the rings really did confer immortality, but everyone is just too cynical to believe him? that would be great if we had the solution to injury, disease, hunger, and aging, and death in general, but ignored it because it sounded dumb. i feel like those last 2 sentences could have been written better, but i don't feel like revising it. this isn't a damn paper. or is it...