how many different kinds of attractiveness are there? i was wondering about that earlier. and is it like a spectrum? cuz i can envision super cute on one end, and porno hot on the other, but i think there are some kinds of attractiveness that wouldn't be spectrum-able. much like how donnie darko claimed that jim cunningham's fear-love spectrum was flawed.

there is super cute to cute. these are most commonly little asian girls. i think this is what rachel's friend yui qualifies as. yen yen too.
there is that natural kind of pretty, where the girl doesn't have to try or anything. i think that mallory girl from the real world fits here.
there is the anorexic, but somehow has huge boobs hot. a lot of girls from my high school fit this category. i think most actresses do too.
there is the slutty hot, where you'd rather give it to them up the pooper because it's probably safer disease wise. associated with lots of eyeshadow.
there is porno hot, like most porn stars (surprise). like jenna jameson, oh my god. she's just pure tits and ass. haha, as matt's friend's boss once said (who was it again?), "that britney spears has a body made for fucking."

there's classic beauty, like gwyneth paltrow. my friend howie loves to talk about how he would marry her and buy her a station wagon to drive around in, but he would want to bone slutty chicks on the side. would this go on the spectrum somewhere? and i'm not sure where anorexic fits, to be honest.
there's other ones... like being kind of pretty, but because they're so nice, they're really pretty. or when a girl is really cool so she gets extra points.

mike, what does lauren kaplan count as? oh my god. she's the always exercising, always in sports bra and spandex shorts incredibly hot even though she's jewish (bonus points!) hot. she gets her own category.

there's other things, like having a nose stud gives you a push in either the slutty hot or the cool hot direction. and having your tongue pierced. i don't know about lip or eyebrow.

um, feel free to comment. except you ken. you have that subway rat slut hot category all to yourself.