waste of time

yes, it is 8am, and yes, i just did a stupid online survey. let me just say it took me a minute or two to answer Sloth #6, on account of the uncontrollable shuddering that ensued upon reading eunji's response. i cut them all out. you'll thank me. eunji, if you read this, i'm sorry, but, eh, i guess i'm not really.

[7]deadly.sins

Stolen from Eunji:

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? my selfish thoughtless lazy brother.
2. What is your weapon of choice? longsword. or katana. it's that damn exotic weapon proficiency...
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? in a second.
4. How about of the same sex? even easier.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? my selfish thoughtless lazy brother.
6. What is your pet peeve? taken from my astrology bargain book: chain store clothing, circular arguing, people who try to be stereotypes, and authoritarian bosses
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? oh yes. i keep them close to my heart.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? floss, maybe? but i had no cavities last checkup. no frisbee in a while, i guess.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? i'll go with 4pm. who knows.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Nancy. Jon Rohrbach.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? er, they're all lame.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? No.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout? i really don't know. it'd have to be either my last frisbee practice or my last frisbee party.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Don't use an alarm clock. Not even in college. heh. yeah attendance.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? bullshit. i'll eat shit before i pay 6 dollars for a drink.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or red meat? red red red.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I'd say between two to three times my stomach's actual capacity. hence the vomiting.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? ha.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? ha.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? spicy, but oh it burns. later.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "Food!"? kinda, but just because wiener dogs are called wiener dogs.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? in person? uh... embarassing. let me pad my count. we'll say 4. i'm only doing chicks here because i'm pretty sure i've never seen anyone's schlong, but too many asses.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? i'll go with that same 4.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? all the time.
4. Have you "done it"? sure.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? i'll go with da butt.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? heh.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? discover, and that's all i need, dammit. 1% cashback!
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? i don't have guilty pleasures?
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy one of those fucking halo edition xboxes. and a virtual on cyber troopers arcade machine for 1.5k. and then i'd laugh at all of my poor friends.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? done and done.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? interesting story.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? maybe 20 albums' worth.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? i like my 172 on the LSAT. yeah aptitude.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? getting into columbia.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? work with video games somehow as a career that's not coding.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? that would entail being higher than last... interesting.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? $20 from garrett? all video games are like this. i am a god.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? whenever i can get away with it.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? nuttin.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? i'm going to stay away from this one.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? this question confuses me.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? someone with a great rack.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? i think so? maybe not technically. it was girl on girl. oh, and it's not the girl most people would guess. whoa, maybe it's me...
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? taller much?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? work ethic.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? that's just sad.

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? nonpracticing buddhist, more or less
2. What religion were you raised as? guess.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human.
4. Do you believe in magic? nah.
5. What was the last promise you broke? who knows.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? no.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no.

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? cash is kind of everything i want.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? disposable income.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? i am well aware of my shortcomings, and the resultant rejections.
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? yeah.
5. Do you gamble? love that poker. except it hates me now.
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no?