so incriminating

more IM. dammit i need to use gaim so i can log these and save the formatting.

(ben asks me for an example of the jew factor)
bigmac137 (11:14:32 PM): what about Gabi?
ericthehodgeheG (11:14:41 PM): this is out of 10?
bigmac137 (11:14:57 PM): yeah, but use decimals if you need.
ericthehodgeheG (11:15:04 PM): yeah gabi's around a 7 unweighted 8 weighted
*edit: crap i didn't paste this line in* - 8.5 when she straightens her hair

ericthehodgeheG (11:22:38 PM): do you read my blog?
TheCHSQ (11:22:40 PM): no
ericthehodgeheG (11:22:43 PM): oh ok
TheCHSQ (11:22:46 PM): why/
ericthehodgeheG (11:22:48 PM): no reason
ericthehodgeheG (11:22:57 PM): certainly not because i was thinking of posting something about you
TheCHSQ (11:23:34 PM): hahaha
TheCHSQ (11:23:49 PM): bigmac137 (11:24:19 PM): have you ever heard Chang's theory on jewish women about how they get extra hotness points for being jewish?
TheCHSQ (11:23:52 PM): whats this about??
ericthehodgeheG (11:24:48 PM): what the hell?
ericthehodgeheG (11:24:53 PM): i don' tknow what he's talking about
TheCHSQ (11:24:56 PM): haha
TheCHSQ (11:24:58 PM): sure you dont
ericthehodgeheG (11:25:51 PM): ben's a cold dirty liar
TheCHSQ (11:25:55 PM): haha
TheCHSQ (11:26:07 PM): so what do i rank? does my score go up cause im jewish?
ericthehodgeheG (11:26:25 PM): wow i wouldn't answer that
ericthehodgeheG (11:26:26 PM): ever
TheCHSQ (11:27:09 PM): aw why
TheCHSQ (11:27:13 PM): im not one to get offended
ericthehodgeheG (11:27:54 PM): you are a woman
ericthehodgeheG (11:28:02 PM): you can't help but get offended at stupid things that shouldn't offend you

(i have never been, and never will be, more right about something in my entire life)

TheCHSQ (11:29:29 PM): aw
ericthehodgeheG (11:29:56 PM): i can't trust you
TheCHSQ (11:30:02 PM): damn
TheCHSQ (11:30:08 PM): that hurts, eric
ericthehodgeheG (11:30:53 PM): wait, does it really
ericthehodgeheG (11:30:55 PM): or are you joking
TheCHSQ (11:31:48 PM): i guess youll never know
TheCHSQ (11:31:53 PM): but ben gave me his numbers for me
ericthehodgeheG (11:32:57 PM): what?
TheCHSQ (11:33:17 PM): ben told me what he thinks i am on a hotness scale
ericthehodgeheG (11:33:51 PM): oh
ericthehodgeheG (11:33:55 PM): are you satisfied
TheCHSQ (11:34:21 PM): yeah its pretty good :-)
ericthehodgeheG (11:34:29 PM): whatever he's just sucking up
ericthehodgeheG (11:34:31 PM): don't fall for it
TheCHSQ (11:34:37 PM): thanx :-)
ericthehodgeheG (11:34:40 PM): i will stick to my principles
ericthehodgeheG (11:36:59 PM): how many different ratings did he give you
TheCHSQ (11:37:18 PM): he said im a 7.5 but an 8 when i straighten my hair

(he stole the straightening from me!)

ericthehodgeheG (11:37:43 PM): i think you're beautiful all of the time
TheCHSQ (11:37:52 PM): aw
ericthehodgeheG (11:38:15 PM): and that it would be impossible to quantify your physical appearance
TheCHSQ (11:38:25 PM): haha
ericthehodgeheG (11:39:48 PM): come on, that's good
TheCHSQ (11:40:01 PM): yeah it was
ericthehodgeheG (11:40:45 PM): i am smooth as burlap
TheCHSQ (11:41:08 PM): yes, i love the feel of burlap caressing my bare skin
ericthehodgeheG (11:42:10 PM): um
ericthehodgeheG (11:42:30 PM): are you saying you'll have sex with me?

(it was worth a shot)

ericthehodgeheG (11:42:32 PM): cuz that's cool
TheCHSQ (11:42:50 PM): haha
TheCHSQ (11:43:13 PM): i said caress my skin, not penetrate me
ericthehodgeheG (11:43:36 PM): it was worth a shot
ericthehodgeheG (11:43:39 PM): ew
ericthehodgeheG (11:43:47 PM): burlap isn't made for that
TheCHSQ (11:44:09 PM): no, no its not
ericthehodgeheG (11:45:27 PM): but i can caress you
TheCHSQ (11:46:06 PM): haha
TheCHSQ (11:46:13 PM): ok next time you visit
ericthehodgeheG (11:46:39 PM): i'm printing this out
ericthehodgeheG (11:46:43 PM): and bringing it with me
TheCHSQ (11:46:52 PM): hahaa
TheCHSQ (11:46:53 PM): ok
TheCHSQ (11:49:14 PM): off to bed i go.... alone. goodnight eric
ericthehodgeheG (11:49:41 PM): you are a bastard
TheCHSQ (11:49:45 PM): i am?
ericthehodgeheG (11:50:14 PM): yes go tease your empty bed
TheCHSQ (11:50:33 PM): yes, im sure it will enjoy it
TheCHSQ (11:50:45 PM): its kind of sad being home though ....i cant sleep naked like i do at school
TheCHSQ (11:50:47 PM): oh well
ericthehodgeheG (11:50:57 PM): haha
ericthehodgeheG (11:50:58 PM): stop it
ericthehodgeheG (11:51:01 PM): you're bad
ericthehodgeheG (11:51:11 PM): can i post all of hte naughty things you said?
TheCHSQ (11:51:41 PM): yeah sure ....at this point, people alreayd know i'm the team cocktease and that im bi, so why not?
TheCHSQ (11:51:51 PM): oh right, and that im hot
TheCHSQ (11:51:59 PM): :-)
ericthehodgeheG (11:52:03 PM): but you're not really bi?
ericthehodgeheG (11:52:07 PM): when did that happen anyways
TheCHSQ (11:52:40 PM): im not really bi in that i dont think i could have a relationship with a girl, but i think girls are fun to hook up with
TheCHSQ (11:53:02 PM): and ive been like this for a while, its just that i had a girlfriend so i never acted on it
TheCHSQ (11:53:09 PM): haha, i had a boyfriend i mean
TheCHSQ (11:53:10 PM): oops
ericthehodgeheG (11:53:22 PM): wow
ericthehodgeheG (11:53:31 PM): that's a little slip
ericthehodgeheG (11:53:36 PM): ok go to sleep in your clothes
ericthehodgeheG (11:53:40 PM): i can edit it all in my head anyways
TheCHSQ (11:53:43 PM): ok im going
TheCHSQ (11:53:44 PM): haha
TheCHSQ (11:53:48 PM): goodnight eirc!
ericthehodgeheG (11:53:50 PM): i'm not joking!
ericthehodgeheG (11:53:54 PM): it's more creepy than funny!

(it really is! i promise you!)

TheCHSQ (11:54:02 PM): :-P
ericthehodgeheG (11:54:10 PM): you'll learn one day

(wow that sounds like a threat)

TheCHSQ (11:54:14 PM): bye!
ericthehodgeheG (11:54:18 PM): goodnight gabi