advent children

i have no idea what the actual release date is, but i just watched it. tycho's advisory does not come close. this movie is incredible. beyond incredible. there aren't words in any language to describe how fucking great it is. each scene is beyond gorgeous. each fight is beyond breathtaking. i'd like to think of something to go with the rule of three, but i don't need to. oh my god.

plus, tifa is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen, real or cgi, across any medium. not to mention she could own neo, john preston, aragorn and especially that pussbag legolas, and any other character from any other movie i can think of. yuffie's not too bad either. i think raj would be a yuffie man. not sure though.

every other movie ever made needs to emulate this movie. well, romantic comedies can keep using diane lane and drew barrymore. but every other kind of movie should be exactly like this one. hell, there don't need to be any more movies besides this one. maybe that's what i'll do. after i see serenity, i could abstain from all movies besides cgi based on the final fantasy franchise grounded in an actual game. i think that covers me. funny because i just bought final fantasy: the spirits within last week, and watched it last night. the difference between these 2 movies is like... two things that are really really different.