i hope i'm not ruining the surprise or anything, but...

grace carter is now the new official fact checker at FHM. she starts on thursday. wow, how cool is that. that seems like a waste for a girl to get the job, as opposed to some dork who desperately needs to get some. but, i am happy for her. then again, the fact checkers probably don't have "spritz water onto nubile, scantily clad women with ridiculously large, augmented breasts" in among their job responsibilities. still, very cool.

and i'm allowed to call her lady pee. congrats, lady pee!