i know i'm skipping thursday, which was actually pretty good too. i don't mean to go out of order but i'm going to post this before i lose it.

friday night: (this conversation takes place saturday morning, ~10:30 am.

ericthehodgeheG: i can't keep doing this
Austimus Prime: I'd recommend against it
ericthehodgeheG: there is some blood
ericthehodgeheG: god, i'm in pain
Austimus Prime: heh
Austimus Prime: no blood actually though, right?
ericthehodgeheG: no blood
Austimus Prime: ok
Austimus Prime: yeah, so in retrospect, was punching zhu in the nuts a good idea/
Austimus Prime: ?
ericthehodgeheG: when did that happen
ericthehodgeheG: i remember hurling like my life depended on it
ericthehodgeheG: i don't remember much else
Austimus Prime: see, that part I don't remember
Austimus Prime: because you had the decency to go to the bathroom
Austimus Prime: or maybe outside
ericthehodgeheG: bathroom
Austimus Prime: oh, wait, was that at stend?
ericthehodgeheG: god fucking christ
ericthehodgeheG: yes
ericthehodgeheG: fucking ow, man
Austimus Prime: zhu went outside to puke with sandy
ericthehodgeheG: are you hung over?
Austimus Prime: only a little
Austimus Prime: took a shower, drank some water
Austimus Prime: I'm ok
Austimus Prime: sandy came in to say they were leaving because he was sick
ericthehodgeheG: memory loss means black out?
Austimus Prime: you and rachel went out to see if he was ok, and try to make him stay
Austimus Prime: you apparently told him that he should stop being a pussy, and stop worrying about puking
ericthehodgeheG: hahahhaa
Austimus Prime: and so you punch in the balls so he would have something else to worry about
ericthehodgeheG: sounds in character
ericthehodgeheG: i did this??
ericthehodgeheG: ahahhaa
Austimus Prime: so say the spectators
Austimus Prime: he came back in
ericthehodgeheG: that's fucking incredbile
ericthehodgeheG: i rule
Austimus Prime: couldn't sit up straight, head on the table
Austimus Prime: don't know if it was the drunk or the balls, but he claimed it was the balls
ericthehodgeheG: he didn't complain about that this morning
Austimus Prime: waitress came over and said he couldn't be in the bar if he was _that_ drunk
ericthehodgeheG: oh, this was at amcafe?
Austimus Prime: had to ask him to leave
Austimus Prime: yes
ericthehodgeheG: wait, that was why we had to leave?
ericthehodgeheG: so it's my fault?
ericthehodgeheG: haha
ericthehodgeheG: shit
Austimus Prime: well, also zhu for getting too fucking tanked to sit up straight
ericthehodgeheG: i punched him in the fucking balls, tat's great
Austimus Prime: so we tried to settle up, but you only had 8 dollars
ericthehodgeheG: i owe someone money
Austimus Prime: so steiner threw in $20 for you
ericthehodgeheG: he just wanted to get home with rache
Austimus Prime: basically, sandy and zhu threw in $50 between them
ericthehodgeheG: we did go to west end, did we not?
Austimus Prime: I threw in $30
ericthehodgeheG: did rache put in money?
Austimus Prime: steiner threw in $20 for you and $20 for him
ericthehodgeheG: those punch bowls are expensive
Austimus Prime: she said she did
Austimus Prime: but I never saw it happen
Austimus Prime: the check was like $134
ericthehodgeheG: good god
ericthehodgeheG: what about the staton island people
Austimus Prime: you thew in your $8
ericthehodgeheG: hahah, i rule
Austimus Prime: sandy said it was included in what she and zhu put in
Austimus Prime: we paid exactly $134, since tip was in there
Austimus Prime: and they were kicking us out
Austimus Prime: and ended up with $20 extra
Austimus Prime: which I made steiner give me so I could go to koronet's
ericthehodgeheG: hahaha
ericthehodgeheG: why didn't i go?
ericthehodgeheG: what kind of state was i in?
Austimus Prime: you had just finished puking and wanted to die
ericthehodgeheG: hahahahah
Austimus Prime: judy and rubes took you home
ericthehodgeheG: YES
ericthehodgeheG: i remember being at west end
ericthehodgeheG: am i just making that up?
Austimus Prime: did you wake up in judy's bed?
ericthehodgeheG: i woke up in my bed
Austimus Prime: no, you wanted to go there
ericthehodgeheG: wait, so i'm making up west end?
ericthehodgeheG: i really remember being there
Austimus Prime: I made you wait for me while I signed zhu and sandy in
Austimus Prime: I made you give them your key
Austimus Prime: and told them to sleep in your bed
ericthehodgeheG: then how come i slept in my bed?
Austimus Prime: don't know
ericthehodgeheG: i need some water, brb
Austimus Prime: I went back out and you said we were going to stend
Austimus Prime: wait
Austimus Prime: you went to stend while I was in bway
Austimus Prime: I got there, and you were sitting at a table with other people's glasses on it
Austimus Prime: and had ordered 1 cup of water for you, judy, rubes
Austimus Prime: I sat down
Austimus Prime: you went to puke
Austimus Prime: rachel and steiner came with koronet's
Austimus Prime: that made you sicker
Austimus Prime: you went and puked some more
Austimus Prime: pretty soon you just announced that we were leaving
Austimus Prime: judy said she would sleep with rubes and you would sleep in her bed
Austimus Prime: where were eric and sandy when you got back?
ericthehodgeheG: so we were at stend!
Austimus Prime: yes
ericthehodgeheG: and i threw up a shitload!
Austimus Prime: yes
ericthehodgeheG: my version of the night...
Austimus Prime: without ever paying gratuity, no less
ericthehodgeheG: drinking punch bowls with rache at amcafe
ericthehodgeheG: we get kicked out cuz zhu is sick
ericthehodgeheG: weird impressions of west end
ericthehodgeheG: lots of vomiting
ericthehodgeheG: rache goes to steiner's room
ericthehodgeheG: i wake up
Austimus Prime: go steiner
ericthehodgeheG: lotta blanks to fill i
ericthehodgeheG: n
Austimus Prime: like punching zhu in the balls?
ericthehodgeheG: i am the fucking man
ericthehodgeheG: the man
ericthehodgeheG: he was throwing up
ericthehodgeheG: so i punched him in the balls
Austimus Prime: when he already had a bleeding scrotum, no less