feelsky!

star wars is incredible. clone stars still better. but man, the original trilogy... it just makes this new trilogy that much steamier a pile of turd.

when princess leia gets shot in the shoulder, right outside the shield generator entrance on endor, han solo totally cops a feel. haha, or a feelsky, like they say in hawaii. she gets shot, cries out, falls back. han grabs her shoulder, _moves_ his hand _down_ so he is _cupping_ the _left_ _breast_, and then moves it back to her shoulder. harrison ford you smooth bastard. that's exactly what dvd is for, so you can freeze a scene and run it frame by frame. or in the case of the new guy, you can magnify eliza dushku's breasts, set up a 18 second loop, and slow motion the whole sequence.

life is good. sure, i'm not really making any money. i'm mooching off a friend. i just made myself dinner for myself, had two beers by myself, and watched star wars by myself tonight. but life is still good.