goddamn

lindsay lohan. i just watched mean girls, and she's so past-hot. so upsetting. so upsetting. i was thinking of relieving some pressure earlier, and i don't even have the heart for it anymore. that's how bad it is.

that would be a good note to leave it on, but now i'm curious, is there a term for chicks who have been plain ruined? there really ought to be. right now there's seriously an epidemic of hot celebrities becoming pregnant or anorexic like it's going out of style. that reminds me, today in the top of the front page of USA today there was a picture of pre-k-fed britney spears mentioning her comeback tonight on will and grace. i stated several times that that was prime irresponsible journalism, using a past-hot picture when she's really a bare-foot one-woman trailer park now.